"What’s the question that you’re sick of answering? Did I ask it?"
"I’m a fan of hips and I’m a fan of breasts and a fan of owning your body and not feeling self-conscious because you have some fat. That’s sexy. Fat is sexy, to an extent. Being unhealthy is not optimal but I think it’s important to start owning ourselves." -Shailene Woodley
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
my life is one big “wow ok”
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob
callin ed sheeran a rapper…
Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.
MICHAEL ARRIVING AT THE ROYAL OAK MUSIC THEATER 4/18 CREDIT TO ME LMAO
So this is a very close friend of mine and she’s been gone since Monday she’s 5’2 about 105 pounds she has longish hair please spread the word.Her name is sage Lee if you have any information we live in Downey California please inbox me
iS HARRY getting a HAIRcut oh mY
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.